here at TechCrunch, we are likely to pay shut consideration to the revenue experiences of the large companies. And for excellent purpose! It provides us some perception into main know-how tendencies and some alerts that may assist us now not most effective predict what products are going to be around in a few years (not mentioning any names), but additionally directionally what varieties of startups could be a hit.
however!
from time to time these studies can be boring. And infrequently these stories may also be slightly boring and fall instantly in-line with what Wall boulevard and everybody else expects. we have a pair new entries this quarter like Snap, but considering we’re here, we may as smartly have a little bit bit of fun. So we’re going to set out one of the most odds of one of the fun, silly and engaging things that might occur this earnings season.
notice: we’re not GOING TO PAY OUT THESE BETS. WE DON’T HAVE the money OR instruments. OUR father or mother company just offered YAHOO FOR SOME purpose.
the rest unhealthy occurs because it’s four A.M.: three/2
Jack Dorsey says he’s still operating each corporations: three/1
Twitter’s ad industry shrinks: 2/1
Twitter talks about its nice new government staff: 5/1
more Twitter layoffs: 50/1
Jack Dorsey accidentally calls Twitter “sq.” and has to make an apology: 25/1
sq. shares go up after Twitter falls for some cause: 3/2
Apple
Apple grows revenue and/or iPhone gross sales: 5/1
Over/below on “consumer Sat” mentions on the cash call: three
Apple breaks out Apple Watch numbers: one hundred/1
Apple services earnings breaks $ 9 billion: 10/1
Self-riding automotive point out: 15/1
Tim cook says services and products income will likely be “measurement of a fortune a hundred firm” in 2016: three/1
anyone mentions augmented fact: 15/1
Apple stock rises greater than 3%: 7/1
Over/under on number of Qualcomm lawsuit mentions (analyst or otherwise): three
An Apple government in truth names Qualcomm on the call: 7/1
larger China earnings shrinks: 4/1
any individual says one thing in regards to the Apple automotive: 15/1
Apple television is known as a “passion”: 25/1
Alphabet
Line on other Bets loss: $ 900M
Larry web page shows up to cash call: 40/1
The Waymo lawsuit is talked about in some model: 20/1
anyone if truth be told mentions Uber via name: 50/1
Alphabet breaks out cloud revenue: 25/1
Alphabet value-per-click on grows: 50/1
Alphabet pronounces a typical dividend: 3/2
Alphabet shares go up greater than 3%: 6/1
any individual mentions foreign money fluctuations: 7/1
Yahoo
Yahoo discloses another hack: 25/1
fb
Mark Zuckerberg says something about his america tour: 3/2
Instagram is totally damaged out: 100/1
Analysts ask about faux information: 5/1
person boom stalls completely: 50/1
A fb government in fact addresses faux information: 15/1
The choice of stories posted to Instagram is mentioned: three/2
anyone says anything else about GIFs: 10/1
facebook stock goes up by way of three%: eight/1
Snap
Snap one way or the other discloses some number that’s beating Instagram: 50/1
A Snap govt in fact mentions Instagram by means of title: 75/1
A Snap executive in reality solutions the inevitable question relating to Instagram stories DAUs with some readability: forty five/1
Snap in fact beats expectations enough to warrant its current income a couple of: 25/1
Snap proclaims some new corporate governance method to share keep an eye on with public investors: haha yeah right
Snap inventory goes up by means of three%: four/1
Snap breaks out Spectacles income: 10/1
Microsoft
Microsoft discloses closing quarter’s home windows cellphone sales: one hundred/1
Microsoft breaks out floor Studio gross sales numbers: seventy five/1
Microsoft breaks out Azure-specific run rate: 25/1
Google Cloud or AWS is in truth talked about: 30/1
Satya Nadella charges some poetry: 35/1
Microsoft shares go up three% or extra: 9/1
IBM
Some ominous point out or sign of further future layoffs: 5/1
Netflix
Netflix by hook or by crook beats expectations for domestic subscriber boom: 7/1
Netflix unique collection the 3% is talked about: eight/1 (nice express by means of the way)
Over/under on 2017’s content spend if mentioned: $ 6.5 billion
Iron Fist is talked about by an government or analyst: 5/1
Amazon
Amazon in reality breaks out Kindle sales numbers in absolute terms: 15/1
Amazon makes money by means of some accident: 5/1
AWS hits a $ 12B annual run charge: eight/1
Amazon shares go up at the least three%: 3/1
Media is talked about for some reason: four/1
An Amazon govt mentions the number of Alexa talents: 3/2
Over/under on selection of Alexa abilities if mentioned: 7,000
field
field returns to negative free cash go with the flow: 5/1
Over/below on mentions of “cohort diagnosis” all the way through earnings name: 2
field inventory goes up three% or extra: 6/1
Verizon
Verizon apologizes for calling it “Oath”: 100/1
TechCrunch shoutout: 200/1 (come on Tim!)
Paypal
PayPal’s inventory goes up 3% or more for some cause: four/1
PayPal in truth has some breakout of Venmo: 5/1 (???)
Qualcomm
Apple is in fact talked about with the aid of title relating to the pending lawsuit: 15/1
Over/under on collection of mentions or questions concerning the Apple lawsuit: 5
Fitbit
Fitbit’s market cap falls below GoPro after its file: three/2
Over/under on gratuitous vainness metrics talked about: 7
Tesla
Tesla is GAAP winning: 7/1
Tesla in fact beats expectations for car shipments: 5/1
Tesla says it is going to elevate more cash with a inventory sale: 25/1
dialogue in regards to the raising of recent external capital: 5/1
Over/below for the selection of analyst questions concerning SolarCity: 4
Pandora
any individual says Pandora is “exploring strategic choices”: 5/1
Cisco
something attention-grabbing sufficient that’s price citing occurs: 50/1
GoPro
GoPro’s inventory hits every other all-time low: 7/1
one thing dumb happens: three/1
square
any other minor beat: three/1
you’ll want to check out TechCrunch in the coming weeks for its protection of revenue for main tech firms.
Alex Wilhelm, editor-in-chief of Crunchbase information, contributed to this submit.
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